This is Blackbeard, Queen of the universe, Empress of all of existence. This page honors her amazing-ness (she is glaring at me as I write this, making sure I do her justice with my writings).
Here at Blackbeard's palace, there is much to be done. I, Jekfot, have to tend to everything that Blackbeard would do, Mrs. Spetnis is cleaning, Chef Gontraeu muthed maketh the royal mealth, and Scaba the Big-Furry-Dog-thing is needing attention.
Of course, Blackbeard is very busy as well, lounging in the royal parlor and ordering manicures, but if you want to say hello, she just might be able to squeeze you in.